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The Association of British Drivers
ACRONYMS
Exhaustive investigations by the ABD have revealed that some 'words' are actually acronyms — alledgedly.
- ARSES — Association of Road Speed Enforcement Specialists
- BANANA — Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
- BUS LANE — Bust Up Stream for Large and Ancient Noisy Engines
- GATSO — Grab Additional Tax Stealth Operation
- GESTAPO — Gatso Equipped State Tax Appropriation Police Officer
- GLOBAL WARMING — Green Lying Operation Bringing About Luddite Ways, Anti-capitalism, Repression of Movement, and Inhibition of New Growth
- GREEN — Get Recognition for Extreme Environmentalism Now
- PANSIES — Political Activists Not Seeking Immediate Employment in Society
- POPE — Profit Orientated Parking Enforcement
- SPECS — Snooping Police Extort Cash from Society
- SPEED — Systematic Persecution Exercise Enveloping Drivers
- TRUVELO — Truth Resistant Unit for Vehicle Extortion and Liberty Oppression.
- USA — Unintelligent Speed Adaptation.