The Association of British Drivers
ACRONYMS

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Exhaustive investigations by the ABD have revealed that some 'words' are actually acronyms — alledgedly.

• ARSES — Association of Road Speed Enforcement Specialists

• BANANA — Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody

• BUS LANE — Bust Up Stream for Large and Ancient Noisy Engines

• GATSO — Grab Additional Tax Stealth Operation

• GESTAPO — Gatso Equipped State Tax Appropriation Police Officer

• GLOBAL WARMING — Green Lying Operation Bringing About Luddite Ways, Anti-capitalism, Repression of Movement, and Inhibition of New Growth

• GREEN — Get Recognition for Extreme Environmentalism Now

• PANSIES — Political Activists Not Seeking Immediate Employment in Society

• POPE — Profit Orientated Parking Enforcement

• SPECS — Snooping Police Extort Cash from Society

• SPEED — Systematic Persecution Exercise Enveloping Drivers

• TRUVELO — Truth Resistant Unit for Vehicle Extortion and Liberty Oppression.

• USA — Unintelligent Speed Adaptation.

 

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