Concerns are raised about the availability of drugs in Holland, as someone in the Dutch Police decides to paint a Lamborghini in this psychedelic colour scheme:

• Acronyms
  The true meaning of some words.
  
• B1106 Bewilderment
  Become bemused beside Bury St Edmunds because of bureaucratic bungling.
  
• Cartoon
  Police doing a fine job.
  
• Height Kills!
  A parody on 'speed kills'
  
• Nanny meets Common Sense
• Obituary — Mr Common Sense
• Quiz: How green are you?
  Test your knowledge of green issues
  
• Speed Camera Signs
  Honest speed camera signs for you to download and print.
  
• Turd Gear
  A parody of Transport 2000's TV plans
• Chopper Captions
  
  Your words for our little photo.
  

Following the introduction of blanket 20mph speed limits across the country, police today unveiled their latest high speed pursuit vehicle

• 1974 Traffic Offence
  New Zealand coppers are obviously as inept and humourless as ours, but this driver has a wicked sense of humour.
• ABC — Speed camera operator has car stolen
  Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
• Arkansas Democrat Gazette — ‘Daylight exacerbates warning’
  Stupidity is Infinite; and the paper can't spell ‘warming’ ¦:-)
• Banksy — Boadicea
  Short film — classic
• BBC — Goldfish revived after car crash
  Here's a new one for the casualty figures.
• BBC — Greenpeace fined for reef damage
  Rainbow Warrior rams coral reef. Duuuugh.
• Daily Telegraph — Please, is it ethical to ditch a bag for life?
  
• Darwin Awards
  • Love Struck
    Shefiield couple hit by bus in unusual circumstances
  • Thirst For Death
    Cause of accident: Inattention
  • Happy Camper
    Aussie finds extra storage space in his car
• ecoEnquirer
  Send greens to this site, they'll get the point eventually.
• Frostbite, equipment damage end latest Bancroft-Arnesen trek
  Polar expedition to prove global warming abandoned due to freezing temperatures.
  Note the laughable attempt at the end to blame the cold temperatures on 'global warming'.
• BBC — Greens demand more speed
  Surely there must be some mistake here.
• Green Cross Code Man Hit by 747.
• Greenpeace Cockup
  Greenpeace scaremongering tactics exposed — by their own incompetence

  Did you know? In Norweigan, Swedish, and Danish, the word for "speed camera" is "fartkameror" Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. Drive carefully, the government needs every taxpayer it can get. “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine'. So that was nice.” Tommy Cooper

• Guardian Series — Sweet Revenge
  Driver gets his own back on parking enforcers
• Hello Noddy it's Chrrristmass
  An amusing quiz by Steve Orme of the North East's Evening Gazette.
• Honest John Forum — Motoring Jokes Volume 1
  A pair of jump leads walk into a bar.
  Barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
  
• Honest John Forum — Motoring Jokes Volume 2
  A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
  He says, "a pint please barman and one for the road."
  
• In collision...with casualty reduction chief!
  72 year old lady knocked over by bicycle — being riden by the boss of the West Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership — You couldn't make it up.
• Irish Examiner — Police slap ticket on clamping van
  Way to go, gardaí!
• Melbourne Herald Sun — Cart before Horse
  Judge tells cops to stop being silly over mobile phone prosecution
  
• New Zealand Herald — Speed camera van driver charged
  This is for real! — Please somebody send us a photo!
  
• RedKen.com
  Cartoons celebrating events in the life of Comrade Kenin.
  
• Rockall Times
  • Global warming: It's worse than we thought
  • Northants police tackle new speeding menace
  • Revealed: Those new traffic calming measures in full
  • Chancellor reassures public over fuel price hike
  • Highways Agency celebrates gritting triumph
  • Rockall product test: Safety Cameras
  • Alistair Darling is truckers' darling
  • Bus lane offenders face vicious clampdown
  • Government announces £130 million to improve Silverstone
  • Northants police celebrate eradication of all serious crime
  • Motorway vandals will not be prosecuted
  • The new UK toll motorway: What every parent should know
  • Government does u-turn on road widening
  • A close encounter on the M6
• Roe Valley News Browser — Silly Signs Collection
  Silly signs around Limavady, Northern Ireland, including the infamous Windyhill 'Rabout'
• SafeSpeed — Cartoon
  Speed cameras are 21st century snake oil.
• Sniff Petrol
  The one sided inquiry of motoring, every month

  Photos from the Huygens probe revealed no indication of intelligent life on Titan.

• Social Scrutiny — New Highway Code Road Signs
• Stuffed — Porsche dealer - "I got it wrong with the buy one get one free card"
  ‘I have never really been too good at Math’ — You don't say?
  
• St Neots Citizen — Slow Drivers Disappoint Police
• The New Highway Code
  
• The Right Tool for the Job
  
• The Times — Jeremy Clarkson: Let's break all Tony's laws
• The Times — Coastguard scrambled as set-top box sends SOS
  The government would have us trust technology, here's a good reason not to.
• The Times — 'Owl magnet' knocks minister's policy cyber chat off its perch   2006-09-02
  The public teach the government how to use the internet.
• Traffic Warden Brutality (Quicktime Movie 2Mb)
• Transport 1650
• Warrington Cycle Campaign — Facility of the Month
  Proof, as if you needed it, that councils really are stupid beyond belief.
• You Tube — We Are   The Cyclists

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