“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”

“When acorn falls on head, it doesn't mean the rest of the Oak tree will follow.”

“If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.”

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”

“It's difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

“We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization”

“Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.”

“Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.”