Avatar Users Please Note
Do NOT link to these images!
Some people have started using the small version of these signs as Avatars in forums, which is great , only they insist on linking to our images which isn't so great as it clogs up our web logs and bandwidth, and they don't even provide a link to our site! 
So we've changed all the filenames.  
Sorry!
If you are going to use one of the images as an avatar, PLEASE download it and store on your own website, unless you'd like to make a donation to our bandwidth.  Thanks.
 
We've had to animate some of the thumbnail images below with a copyright notice cos some people just can't be asked, but if they ask us nicely we might email them a non-animated version. 
 
Our apologies for any inconvenience this necessary action has caused to anyone who has used these images as a genuine link to our site.
 
speed cameras suckIf the signs below are too big for your forum, download this one (80x35 pixels, 2012 bytes):

 
Or if you really want to annoy people, download an animated "Speed Cameras Suck" GIF (80x67 pixels, 3869 bytes). We used to have a picture of this here, but some people just can't be asked and insisted on linking to it rather than downloading it. So now it's in a zip file.
Here's some Speed Camera Signs with a more honest message than the official ones.
 
As unapproved by Essex Safety Camera Partnership:
 
"Crass Rubbish"
Brian Ladd, Essex Police / Essex Safety Camera Partnership
East Anglian Daily Times, 1st July 2004

News: Sign confiscated by Thames Valley Police!
 

Click the thumbnails below to see the full size version.
To download the full images from this page:
Some of these designs are now available as static cling 300 x 75 mm internal stickers from Hollographics
 

Original Concept and Design by Cybertrucker
 
You can also download versions of the above signs drawn using the official UK road sign font, in a zip file [194k]
 
 

 
greed cameras
 

 
 
Local Signs
Buckinghamshire

Inspired by Clive Town
Cambridgeshire

Dumfries

Essex

Flintshire

Hertfordshire

Thanks to Clive Town
Lancashire

Inspired by Paul Smith and Gareth Attrill
North Wales

(Welcome to North Wales)
Inspired by Richard Brunstrom ;-)
Nottinghamshire

Suffolk

Swindon


 
 
Click for larger version that you can use as wallpaper:
weapons of mass prosecution

 
Talking Point
When money talks, then truth is silent - in Russian
This is a Russian proverb. Transliterated it reads: 'Kogda dengi govoryat, togda pravda molchit'
You might know 'Pravda' (Truth) from the Russian newspaper of the same name.
Translated the proverb reads: 'When money talks, then truth is silent'
Before you ask why you'd want to use something in Russian — just consider that anyone seeing it simply won't be able to resist asking you what it means — which gives you a handy opportunity to explain the lies behind speed camera propaganda.

 
 
Square versions of some of these signs can be found on our Facebook page.
 

 

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